all about hair.

is it wrong to be addicted to the smell of your hair treatment?
cos i'm super addicted to it la. i won't die from oversmelling my hair right?
like the chemicals won't go into my brain and start killing my brain cells, i think?

so em and i were at keith's today.
i wanted to get my hair treated (cos of the smell) and em wanted to get temporary curls (for fun, just to see how she looks like)
keith was doing his whole juggling nonsense and he decided to put me under the steamer while he went to curl em's hair.
and i think he got so engrossed with curling her hair, he forgot all about me and i swear my brain almost got fried while waiting under the steamer. i spent a good 30 to 40 mins under the thing la!

keith and i got to talking while em was camwhoring (taking pics of herself with her NEW hair)
keith: wah your friend's hair very stubborn ah, very hard to curl
stef: ya can tell.. u took so long with her hair. the other time u did it for me it took like what? 15 mins?
keith: cos your hair obedient
stef: ahas of cos! like the owner what..

em's hair is really stubborn la. her curls turned to waves in like less than an hour? poor thing. her hair needs to be tamed or learn a few obedience lessons from me =)

the freak with one big eye and one red, swollen small eye.

and that freak would be me.
my eye infection is back!
like why?! why does it have to happen during recess week?!
the one week that i can use to catch up on movies online
okay that was a lie. i still watch movies online despite me having school.
but the point is, NO INFECTION DURING RECESS WEEK.

A the bao-glar (thats right, cos he steals bao) thinks i use my eye for all the wrong reasons thats why im suffering the consequences. =( so not true pls

and aloy thinks my blog posts are funny.. hello aloy! ahahs so is my post funny enough for u? hur hur.

me: hey what u doing tmr?
yr: why?
me: oh no reason, just feel like going out
yr: ya right like tmr is the only day u feel like going out..

damn, she knows me too well ahahs

spoilt brat.

people always say kids are so adorable and so innocent.
those people should be shot dead.

i was in church on sunday, after god knows how long. so vanessa and i were sitting behind this eurasian girl, probably around 5 yrs old. she was kinda huge for her age la. but i thought she was quite adorable, with her big eyes and super long eyelashes.

BUT, that kid was such a spoilt brat. everytime she looked behind at us, she'll stare and then threaten to hit us. GRR.

and what really set me off was during prayer time and we all had to kneel so my hands were over her seat and she decided to lean on her backrest so my hands accidentally touched her. that brat turned around and stared staring and mumbling at me. THEN, the fat kid took her pen and thrust it backwards in an attempt to POKE MY EYE.

that got me super pissed. and i was telling vanessa the next time she tries to hit me i'm going to slap her. so came communion and both our hands were on her seat again. that spoilt brat wanted to punch me with her small fat fingers so i stared at her for the longest time and she got super scared so she went to punch vanessa's hands instead.

grrrr. i'm still so angry about it la! when did kids become so spoilt? i don't rmb being so spoilt or at least i don't rmb wanting to poke people's eyes out with my pen. that girl ought to be spanked. parents nowadays.. don't know how to teach their kids.. tsk tsk ahahs

women need a reason to have sex. men just need a place.

recess week!
been waiting for it to come eversince the start of school.
but the school's a cheat. so many deadlines to meet when school reopens.
how to have fun?!

anyhoos, got me a new hobby - late night cruising!
it all started last thursday when we (darren yr and me) decided to meet for supper

drive start: 20/9, 2340 hrs
drive end: 21/9, 0430 hrs

yishun - queens - bedok - siglap - east coast road - the original HK cafe - EAST coast park - WEST coast park - nus - kent ridge park - dempsey hill - greenwood ave - queens - yishun

honda civic;
half a tank of petrol;
5 hours of driving;
watching pple hankypankying in ecp;
driving in the dark;
ecp/bke/kje/tpe/aye/pie;
99th tail pin;
stefanie the driver;
darren's gprs.

it was alot of fun la. darren was talking nonsense the whole time and we kept going around in circles cos we were either getting lost or we couldn't decide on our next destination.

and it was super stress driving the both of them around. imagine we 3 were uncle's students and i was the 1st to take the test but the last to pass the test! both of them passed on 1st attempt. grrrr. now they both no longer P plate while i still got half a year more. darren drives all the time and yr's driving manual. super pro right?! and they are both super mean..

darren: hey yr, we're on our way to your place now. u can come down in half an hour.
yr: oh u driving ah?
darren: no la, stef's doing the cruising.
yr: oh like that ah, then i'll come down in 1 hour.

the man i call dad.

you can take the youth out of the man but you certainly can't take the boy out of the man.

picture this -
mum: hey this traffic light wasn't here a year ago!
dad: cos you see.. many things can happen within 365 days and building a traffic light happens to fall under the many things. * gives fake, sympathetic look

vanessa: i want to drink bubble tea!
dad: okay pass me one cup of tea, i help you blow bubble.

me: i want to rebond my hair!
dad: come pass me the iron, i help you make it straight - cheap and fast.

and he's more than half a century old! tsk tsk makes you wonder who's the parent.

i love my dad =)