Tuesday, April 27, 2004

The one thing I detest most is having stupid emails with pictures of dead pple, distorted bodies, chucky doll or anything sick or disgusting. I HATE IT!
-screams- The people who come up with all these sick emails should just die. May their toes and fingers rot while they vomit their guts out! The asses! Do they know what kind of turmoil innocent little girls like me go thru because of them sending all these sick pictures? Damn, they are the reason why I have to use my hand to cover the computer screen whenever there is any email containing pics inside. Pictoemailophobia. Its all their fault. They should just be barred frm using the internet.

Monday, April 26, 2004

my dad celebrated his bday on sat! yay! and em and kel were there! double yay! the yam paste was heavenly! thriple yay!
and pet has a new nickname, luo han gou [dog] yay yay yay yaya!

riddle of the day:
what is 10 to the power of 4?

Most of the Tan family pple were there. Except for aunty emily and her whole family, mandy, yvonne and jun qiang.

Kel and i were supposed to go watch Dawn of the Dead b4 collecting the cake. But cos she took so much time trying to find the perfect outfit, we missed the show! So instead of going to catch 50 1st dates, we went shopping! Went to Heerens but the place was under renovation so v little shops were open. Kel got some shoelaces and aft that we went to marche to eat banana crepe + caramel. yummy! tho` i got quite disgusted with my dad's bday cakes cos there was banana inside too. Too much banana is bad. Spent a total of 20 dollars at Marche cos we ordered a bowl of vegetables too. Went down to PS aft that. Strolled arnd a bit then we went to secret recipe to get our super thick 2.4kg heavy cake. Got kel to carry the cake. Had to protect her frm potential danger [ small kids ]. We took turns to carry the cake. So i was incharge of carrying the cake into the mrt. There was this stupid boy in white shirt who obviously didnt hear me say excuse me tho` i was quite sure i said it so loud that everyone in the carriage turned around to look at me... except him!!

Then my dad came to pick us up at yishun mrt. Had to wait for like an hour plus at the restaurant cos aunty buffy was late. All the kids at one table. Adults at the other two tables. Dad gave us champange to drink. EEK. NOT NICE. gave two glasses of champange to sam to drink. which he gladly did tho` he turned red. hahas oh and t3 ate ALOT of fish. The fish was huge but my cousins ate abit. since we didnt wanna waste the fish, t3 just kept eating and eating more fish. hahas i think em ate the most fish. hahahas i had two bowls of shark fin! em didnt want hers cos she erms wanted to save the sharks! so i kindly ate her share.

shucks! i cant really rmb what happened. all i rmb was aft dinner, everyone came over to our house and i kept going up and down frm my house to the karoake room. k. shall just end here.

Thursday, April 22, 2004

Chocolate Banana Cake

yum yum. kel and i explored like the right side of orchard. Right side = wheelock place, hilton hotel, four seasons hotel and forum. some of the cakes look oh so delicious. but i still ended up getting my cake frm secret recipe. oh wells. 55 bucks for a 2.4kg cake aint that bad riight? oh we also went to shaw, tangs, wisma and taka. then we flew down to centrepoint then to specialist centre. and so much for andrew's good recommendation. Phoenix Hotel. Bahh. There weren't any cakes. Just those sara lee packaged look alike kind of cakes.

kel has never eaten a Big Mac in her life b4. hahas and today, thanks to me.. she finally ate her very 1st big mac! and somebody pleaaase teach kel how to eat a big mac!
i need to lose weight! *pinches fat on arm and faints

and i need to go check out the birthday cakes fast. my dad's bday party is like this sat? and i haven't like found a place where i can good cakes?!! good = delicious + nice looking + not so expensive + not so cheap. glady beddy says raffles and hilton got some helluva good cakes there. but who? who? who? will be so free to accompany me there?! i better hurry lahh. Before we have to make do with some last minute Swensen's ice cream cake or even worse, Bengawan solo! oh bad bad bad. its my dad's 50th berth day! half a century old! cant dissapoint my old man! k. i'l try to drag someone along with me.

Monday, April 19, 2004

Eeeeech!!

ive got blood on my pillow! how? how? what should i do? no wonder when i woke up this morn there was dried blood on my left thumb and dried blood in my left nostril! eew eeew eeeew eeeeeeeew!! -pulls hair- my nose must have bled when i was sleeping last night. oh no!
Kathy's final words.

Damn, I had it going, too! I was working both sides, and I was doing it okay. I think people didn't catch on, they didn't mind it, they weren't asking questions. I had that down. Jesus! I can't believe it. I thought Rob was going to be there for me. It was stupid, actually; it was a stupid play. But that's what happens when you put too much trust and loyalty into your thought process out here. You can't let it happen.


Last friday's survivor was so touching. exspecially when rupert started crying. hahas i actually cried too. yeah yeah i am abit too emotional. and i cant believe Jenna L has two daughters. omgg. she looks so young! i thought she wasnt even married! and her elder daughter is like 7 or 8 yrs old? wow. And seeing Rob M cry? unbelievable.

Goes to show how important a family is.

Sunday, April 18, 2004



the show is quite funny, really. with the exceptions of my mum and pet calling my phone and me having to run out of the theatre just to answer the call.

oh and snoop dogg is hilarious. so is owen wilson and ben stiller.

Darren.
"alright la
is female doc press then okay la
if male
knn"


Darren on nurses touching girls' breasts to check for lumps during medical checkup.

The guy is so sickeningly cute-ly crude. hahahahas.
its official. my computer's majorly screwed. and its not just the damn computers. its the stupid internet connections i cannot frigging believe it. just realised that its not that im lazy to blog. it's just that life's been pretty much the same nowadays so there's nth much to blog about.

Thursday, April 15, 2004

okays. dont ask me why i put the survivor pic here. cant find any nice ones. so live with it.

Wednesday, April 14, 2004

my appeal to molecular biotech was unsuccessful.

ha! they dont want me?

i dont want them.

just wait. wait till i graduate and become a successful career woman. see who gets the last laugh. bahh.
kok's coming over later to swim. TAN.

stoopiid. couldnt sleep properly yest night. pet lahhs! ask me to go to her syf chinese dance performance. blahh. kept dreaming about her asking me to go for her performance and kok wanting to come over to swim.

GREAT.

the sun just disappeared. kok's gonna be like bloody pissed. cos he wants the SUN in my house. apparently, my house doesnt like him. the sun was like bloody bright just now but now its gone.

ayhhs, kok ah! so unlucky!

Monday, April 12, 2004

To t2,

you know last time u guys were saying that my mum shd have adopted u guys instead of vinnie. hahas i told my mum that yest. and she was like, 'isit?' hahas and the reason she never asked u guys was cos u guys were too smart and might not like her being godma blahh blahh and thought u guys or ya mum wont believe in this godma godma stuff. shes cool with u guys being her goddaughters. more like happy actually. so if u guys are cool with my mummy being ya godma, i'l tell her. then yay! we an be godsisters! not just best friends! so cool riights.
Hellos!

Havent been blogging much thanks to my server. its like always down. urrkkk. am so sick and tired of it screwing up on me. hopefully theres no virus in my comp or else my dad's gonna kill me!

Nth much happened. Been continously going to church frm thurs to sun... and thats a huge feat. bahh. the masses are like bloody long too.

Thurs - 1hr 15 mins
Fri - 1 hr 30 mins
Sat - 3 hours!
Sun - 1hr 15 mins

its frigging crazy k. exspecially the one on sat. all thanks to vinny's baptism. frm 930-1230. what the hell. and we were there at 7. stoopiid. had to sing church songs to get in the mood of baptism for the elects. bored the shiit out of me. whats worse was during mass, me and pet were freezing like hell cos the air con was blowing directly at us. Nic was late. and he sat with us. hahas my mum thought nic was gladys frm afar hahas what the hell.

ohya! i went to the temple yest for qingming. the whole place was rather polluted with air frm the burning joss sticks and candles. i also fiinally went downstairs to where my grandma's urn was kept. was not as freaky as i imagined it to be. still can rmb her urn is placed in column 10a. wahhs. when you are standing there being surrouned by all these yellow urns filled with burned bodies, u get this wierd tingly feeling all over your body? not sure why tho`. some kind of aura around the urns, i guess.

haiii. theres like nth much to update about anyway. shall share with u some small stuff about my church's altar boys.

1st - they can wink at their friend while serving communion.
2nd - they can pull the cross away frm a person trying to kiss the cross during the veneration of the cross on good friday.
3rd - one of `em got slapped on the arm by someone during mass.

yupps. thats about it.

Wednesday, April 07, 2004

Frankee (Eamon's ex) - F.U.R.B (Fuck u right back), answer to Eamon


Oh oh
Oooh
No no no

(You know there is two sides to every story)

See I don't know why you cryin' like a bitch
Talkin' shit like a snitch
Why you write a song 'bout me
If you really didn't care
You wouldn't wanna share
Tellin' everybody just how you feel

Fuck what I did was your fault somehow
Fuck the presents, I threw all that shit out
Fuck all the cryin' you didn't mean jack
Well guess what yo, fuck you right back

Fuck what I did was your fault somehow
Fuck the presents, I threw all that shit out
Fuck all the cryin' you didn't mean jack
Well guess what yo, fuck you right back

You thought you could really make me moan
I had better sex all alone (ha ha ha ha)
I had to do your friend
Now you want me to come back
You must be smokin' crack
Im goin' else where and that's a fact

Fuck all those nights I moaned real loud
Fuck it, I faked it, aren't you proud
Fuck all those nights you thought you broke my back
Well guess what yo, your sex was wack

Fuck all those nights I moaned real loud
Fuck it, I faked it, I rent you out
Fuck all those nights you thought you broke my back
Well guess what yo, your sex was wack

Whoa whoa
Uh uh yea

Whoa whoa
Uh uh yea

Whoa whoa
Uh uh yea

Whoa whoa
Uh uh yea

You questioned did I care
Maybe I would howl if you wanna come to me
Now it's over
But I do admit I'm glad I didn't catch your crabs
I can't sweat that cause I got to go

Fuck what I did was your fault somehow
Fuck the presents, I threw all that shit out
Fuck all the cryin' you didn't mean jack
Well guess what yo, fuck you right back

Ooh oh
Uh hun yeah
Ooh oh
Uh hun yeah
Ooh oh
Uh hun yeah
Ooh oh
Uh huh yeah

(You made me do this)
am supposed to write a resume! its going crazy k.

Tuesday, April 06, 2004

i wonder where's the pic i took with joel aft confirmation. hmmms.
aiight. been real free so was browsing thru friendster when i went into OLSOTS-church.

there were two testimonials.

John, 03/31/2004:

From old Sembawang road as I still can recall. Musty colonial stlye facade. *****(Does anyone here remember)***** Though nondescript, it has left significant memories. Pretty guilty cos' I've not been attending mass. Well, it was a place that fostered many friendships and bonds. I really miss serving mass there. "Bird's eye view" from the altar sides. Altar boys... ahem" better concentrate on the mass instead of on the masses of gals.. (@-@) Kudos to RCIA, St Angelus Choir, Altar boys, St vincent De Paul Society and all! Keep it goin'!


Charlene, 03/21/2004:

HAHA!!! I am first.. finally.. haha... ok.. I've been part of the OLSOTS community for about 7 years now.. I was part of the saturday evening choir AKA angelus choir. THis is a really unique looking church which resembles a boat on solid ground. Haha.. speed2. This is the place where i received my first holy communion and had a really memorable crush. hehheh. My first love.. :P there are a HANDFUL of really handsome altar boys... and they wear dresses *no offence* which looks really cool. fine ok.. casocks.. wadeva... i dun like the toilets there though. Seriously, they could use a real good cleaning. They er... smell..stink.. real bad. no no... SUPER BAD.... anyone with sensitive noses would drop dead upon standing at the entrances. :P ( am i exaggerating?) i think that the bookshop has too few stuffs. Maybe a few more bibles *more choices* and poster at cheaper prices? *hint hint* cant wait for confirmation. godbless

okays. hmm? handsome altar boys huh? what the hell. okays shall try to type this in one breath.

charlene is the one who i think went out with nigel seow aft nigel got erms 'dumped' by gladys and cos he thought charlene looked like gladys, he started wooing her. but what totally pissed him off was Joel Lim. think he treats joel as his ultimate enemy. cos when gladys tried ways and means to dump him, she had to use joel to pretend to be her bf and that totally pissed him off. and when he tried wooing charlene, charlene kept msgin gladys, asking gladys about joel. apparently, she has a major crush on joel. so im thinking that charlene's memorable crush that she mentioned in her testimonial could be either joel or nigel. still wonder how come she finally gave in and accepted nigel. maybe cos joel wasnt interested. girls in church are going crazy over him cos he wears a dress. thats all! and he looks nice frm afar. only frm afar. period. wanted to post charlene's pic up here but her friendster pic was really freaky. it was almost sadoka style. totally eerie.

okay. im being totally stupid here. peace out.

Monday, April 05, 2004

hellos! played wc and cs today at sbw shopping centre with darren, kok and andrew aka poxitis no more.

wahhs i sucked! kept dying during cs. even tho` i sucked, i still rocked! hahas stoopid riights. i dont make sense. i suck but i rock. i suck cos i kept dying. i rock cos i managed to kill andrew 3 times! yays! warcraft was shittay. had to keep getting darren and andrew to protect my base cos stoopid computer insane keep coming to thrash my base and two times, i went to provoke those monsters. hahas got scolded by darren for making him lose his troops. not exactly scold, but more like whine. hahas he'l die if he dares scold me. i'l make sure he'l never get reincarnated as a boy anymore. hahas.

okays. i keep contradicting myself today. what the hell. stef is turning silly. -stef slaps herself-

Sunday, April 04, 2004

went jogging today! left left right right right left right left left right!

and sam, u betta thank me. im rotting in my study rm just to wait for your show to end so i can stop the recording. u owe me a treat! =)

Saturday, April 03, 2004

today was a blast! had so much fun!

met kok and darren at sbw to play wc. kel came later and we played hero. wahhs the last map was crazy k. kel's money nv decreased. she had 750 000. kok kept putting me to sleep. and i kept having stupid battles with darren which was like, useless. he bought some magic immunity thing. couldnt kill him at all. kept runnin`. but still died. anyhow, kel came in 1st and i was last. =(

i lost my scrunchie! =( =(
boo hoo! am so bloody sad! my rubby band! =(

laters, ate dinner with T2 at BK then met kel's friend LiXuan. met more of kel's friends at newton mrt. here's a short review of some of `em.

sukphanee. she`s nice. didnt talk to her tho`.

nurul. hahas funny and cute. super slim!

xiu yun. shes v sweet and nice. like the chao sociable kind.

xin yuan. didnt like her at 1st. but she's aiight. got to know her betta so it wasnt that bad.

si tong. didnt feel nething.

jonathan. hahas he reminds me of andrew, abit.

charles. no wonder he looks familiar. i must have seen him on the flat screen tv in ctk during his confirmation last yr.

daniel. looks like ang ku kuey. behaves a bit like ang ku kuey.

leon. wahhs looks damn familiar man. looks malay but is a chinese. super tanned chi.

cheryl. familiar too. cute.

pei ying. nice. like the girly girly kind.

i think thats all i can rmb.

ohya Lixuan is so funny! she had to go for her medical checkup for her poly stuff. heard they'l strip u naked and stuff. hahas then she so blur. the nurse ask her go take her urine. the 1st few drops dont want. only the remaining. hahas lixuan didnt know what the nurse was saying. she scooped her urine straight frm the toilet bowl! hahahas and the nurse ask her whether she got menses anot. so sick lehhs! think her urine must have got mixed with some of the other pple's urine in the toilet bowl. hahas she said the other urine samples were like so yellow but hers look so pure. hahas. shes real comical!

anyways, aft meeting `em and stuff, we went for the scgs musical which like so totally rocks socks! except minus the screaming fans. the place is like soundproof so enough of the screaming already! like aft every song they'l start clapping and screaming. totally deafening. but wow, the musical was great. sang lotsa songs. lotsa nice costumes too. they even sang tongue twisters! like how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. so cool riights?!

had a great time. i so0o loved it.

kel, next time got such stuff must make sure u get tix for us k?

and yes yes em, next time if ny has such a musical i'l throw u guys flowers! hahas! and be your fan! hahas

yup yups. that about sums up my entire day. cheerios`
Eamon

Fuck It (I Don't Want You Back) Lyrics

Whoa oh oh
Ooh hooh
No No No

[Verse 1:]
See, I don't, know why, I liked you so much
I gave you all, of my trust
I told you, I loved you, now that's all down the drain
Ya put me through pain, I wanna let u know how I feel

[Chorus:]
Fuck what I said it don't mean shit now
Fuck the presents might as well throw 'em out
Fuck all those kisses, they didn't mean jack
Fuck you, you ho, I dont want you back

Fuck what I said it don't mean shit now
Fuck the presents might as well throw 'em out
Fuck all those kisses they didn't mean jack
Fuck you, you ho, I dont want you back

[Verse 2:]
You thought, you could
Keep this shit from me, yeah
Ya burnt bitch, I heard the story
Ya played me, ya even gave him head
Now ya askin' for me back
Ya just another act, look elsewhere
Cuz ya done with me

Fuck what I said it don't mean shit now
Fuck the presents might as well throw 'em out
Fuck all those kisses they didn't mean jack
Fuck you, you ho, I don't want you back

Fuck what I said it don't mean shit now
Fuck the presents might as well throw 'em out
Fuck all those kisses they didn't mean jack
Fuck you, you ho, I don't want you back

Oh oh
Uh huh yeah
Oh oh
Uh huh yeah
Oh oh
Uh huh yeah
Oh oh
Uh huh yeah

Ya questioned, did I care
You could ask anyone, I even said
Ya were my great one
Now its, over, but I do admit I'm sad.
It hurts real bad, I can't sweat that, cuz I loved a hoe

Fuck what I said it don't mean shit now
Fuck the presents might as well throw 'em out
Fuck all those kisses they didn't mean jack
Fuck you, you ho, I don't want you back

Oh oh
Uh huh yeah
Oh oh
Uh huh yeah
Oh oh
Uh huh yeah
Oh oh
Uh huh yeah
[Until the end]