Thursday, July 26, 2007

can we not always compare shit with fertilisers?

just a quick recap:

the past few weeks have been mad cheonging.
what with, 2 camps back to back with only a weekend break in between.
lots of OG outings.
clubbing with an injured foot.
FRIGHT NIGHT!
and a whole load of bonding games, polar bear, i never, the traffic light game, either/or.

AND there's tomorrow, the start of O-weeek.
which is the whole rah rah nonsense all over again.
networking/module bidding/campus tour/orientation talks/matric fair

i can hardly catch a break. how i wish i was staying in hall =(

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

i'm not your bank.

and thats what the mum said to me this morning when i told her i needed more money for camp and stuff

the weekend passed pretty fast with all my lovelies for company

saturday:
yong hui's surprise 21st at pasir ris park - pictures below;

sunday:
tara day! accompanied girly to chanel so she could collect her mum's watch then we went over to vivo to find kok and thats when i realise i couldn't read maps for nuts. i swore we walked the whole of vivo trying to find starhub only to realise that it was near coffee bean and we walked past it like more than 5 times!

i swear i'm pretty damn blur and i get tricked quite easily =(
like the muscle cream incident and reading maps..

anyways, i have a thing for zara racer backs, bought my 3rd colour and i was so tempted to buy my 4th in pink but tara thinks i'm mad if i did.

monday:
went back to nyp so tara could collect her cert
then it was off to cathay for harry potter!
went to zara again and got myself 2 more spags - red and white!

i'm thinking of changing my dress style, alot less safe, alot more mix and match with a whole lot more accessories.

say cheese!


4 girls + 1 tree + 1 camera = silly pictures






Monday, July 16, 2007

Friday, July 13, 2007

girls night out!

last night saw me at bugis with the secondary school girls - em, gladys, kel and peng.
and we went to this indonesian place for nasi ayam penyat, i think? very nice! has that esteller feel to it ahas then we went to this random dessert place which was somewhere along the whole stretch of steamboat places?

let me just say that the sesame and peanut paste tasted like crap cos it was so bland and the service was bad! whats wrong with 5 girls sharing 2 bowls of desserts?!

then i brought them to my favourite building - parkview square! ah, i love that place la. peng thinks it doesn't feel like singapore. i love it cos you get to see the skyscrapers and everything just feels so ahh, so indescribable. i like (:

Sunday, July 08, 2007

i'm seriously considering going for the nus union camp. was talking to amy the other day and she went for the FASS camp. apparently, its damn fun laa.

think i should go since i'm so damn free. but going also means i have to be in rah-rah mode for 5 days. and i'm not even sure its still possible to sign up cos i just realised camp starts on the 14th. oh crap.

40 mistakes men make while having sex with women.

1. NOT KISSING FIRST
Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay.

2. BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR
Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts.

3. NOT SHAVING
You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance.

4. SQUEEZING HER BREAST
Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them.

5. BITING HER NIPPLES
Why do men fasten onto a woman's nipples, then clamp down like they're trying to deflate her body via her breasts? Nipples are highly sensitive. They can't stand up to chewing. Lick and suck them gently. Flicking your tongue across them is good. Pretending they're a doggie toy isn't.

6. TWIDDLING HER NIPPLES
Stop doing that thing where you twiddle the nipples between finger and thumb like you're trying to find a radio station in a hilly area. Focus on the whole breasts, not just the exclamation points.

7. IGNORING THE OTHER PARTS OF HER BODY
A woman is not a highway with just three turnoffs: Breastville East and West, and the Midtown Tunnel. There are vast areas of her body which you've ignored far too often as you go bombing straight into downtown Vagina. So start paying them some attention.

8. GETTING THE HAND TRAPPED
Poor manual dexterity in the underskirt region can result in tangled fingers and underpants. If you're going to be that aggressive, just ask her to take the damn things off.

9. LEAVING HER A LITTLE PRESENT
Condom disposal is the man's responsibility. You wore it, you store it.

10. ATTACKING THE CLITORIS
Direct pressure is very unpleasant, so gently rotate your fingers along side of the clitoris.

11. STOPPING FOR A BREAK
Women, unlike men, don't pick up where they left off. If you stop, they plummet back to square one very fast. If you can tell she's not there, keep going at all costs, numb jaw or not.

12. UNDRESSING HER AWKWARDLY
Women hate looking stupid, but stupid she will look when naked at the waist with a sweater stuck over her head. Unwrap her like an elegant present, not a kid's toy.

13. GIVING HER A WEDGIE DURING FOREPLAY
Stroking her gently through her panties can be very sexy. Pulling the material up between her thighs and yanking it back and forth is not.

14. BEING OBSESSED WITH THE VAGINA
Although most men can find the clitoris without maps, they still believe that the vagina is where it's all at. No sooner is your hand down there than you're trying to stuff stolen banknotes up a chimney. This is okay in principle, but if you're not careful, it can hurt - so don't get carried away. It's best to pay more attention to her clitoris and the exterior of her vagina at first, then gently slip a finger inside her and see if she likes it.

15. MASSAGING TOO ROUGHLY
You're attempting to give her a sensual, relaxing massage to get her in the mood. Hands and fingertips are okay; elbows and knees are not.

16. UNDRESSING PREMATURELY
Don't force the issue by stripping before she's at least made some move toward getting your stuff off, even if it's just undoing a couple of buttons.

17. TAKING YOUR PANTS OFF FIRST
A man in socks and underpants is at his worst. Lose the socks first.

18. GOING TOO FAST
When you get to the penis-in-vagina situation, the worst thing you can do is pump away like an industrial power tool - she'll soon feel like an assembly line worker made obsolete by your technology. Build up slowly, with clean, straight, regular thrusts.

19. GOING TOO HARD
If you bash your great triangular hip bones into her thigh or stomach, the pain is equal to two weeks of horseback riding concentrated into a few seconds.

20. COMING TOO SOON
Every man's fear. With reason. If you shoot before you see the whites of her eyes, make sure you have a backup plan to ensure her pleasure too.

21. NOT COMING SOON ENOUGH
It may appear to you that humping for an hour without climaxing is the mark of a sex god, but to her it's more likely the mark of a numb vagina. At least buy some intriguing wall hangings, so she has something to hold her interest while you're playing Marathon Man.

22. ASKING IF SHE HAS COME
You really ought to be able to tell. Most women make noise. But if you really don't know, don't ask.

23. PERFORMING ORAL SEX TOO GENTLY
Don't act like a giant cat at a saucer of milk. Get your whole mouth down there, and concentrate on gently rotating or flicking your tongue on her clitoris.

24. NUDGING HER HEAD DOWN
Men persist in doing this until she's eyeball-to-penis, hoping that it will lead very swiftly to mouth-to-penis. All women hate this. It's about three steps from being dragged to a cave by their hair. If you want her to use her mouth, use yours; try talking seductively to her.

25. NOT WARNING HER BEFORE YOU CLIMAX
Sperm tastes like sea water mixed with egg white. Not everybody likes it. When she's performing oral sex, warn her before you come so she can do what's necessary.

26. MOVING AROUND DURING FELLATIO
Don't thrust. She'll do all the moving during fellatio. You just lie there. And don't grab her head.

27. TAKING ETIQUETTE ADVICE FROM PORN MOVIES
In X-rated movies, women seem to love it when men ejaculate over them. In real life, it just means more laundry to do.

28. MAKING HER RIDE ON TOP FOR AGES
Asking her to be on top is fine. Lying there grunting while she does all the hard work is not. Caress her gently, so that she doesn't feel quite so much like the captain of a schooner. And let her have a rest.

29. ATTEMPTING ANAL SEX AND PRETENDING IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
This is how men earn a reputation for not being able to follow directions. If you want to put it there, ask her first. And don't think that being drunk is an excuse.

30. TAKING PICTURES
When a man says, "Can I take a photo of you?" she'll hear the words"__to show my buddies." At least let her have custody of them.

31. NOT BEING IMAGINATIVE ENOUGH
Imagination is anything from drawing patterns on her back to pouring honey on her and licking it off. Fruit, vegetables, ice and feathers are all handy props; hot candle wax and permanent dye are a no no.

32. SLAPPING YOUR STOMACH AGAINST HERS
There is no less erotic noise. It's as sexy as a belching contest.

33. ARRANGING HER IN STUPID POSES
If she wants to do advanced yoga in bed, fine, but unless she's a Romanian gymnast, don't get too ambitious. Ask yourself if you want a sexual partner with snapped hamstrings.

34. LOOKING FOR HER PROSTATE
Read this carefully: Anal stimulation feels good for men because they have a prostate. Women don't.

35. GIVING LOVE BITES
It is highly erotic to exert some gentle suction on the sides of the neck, if you do it carefully. No woman wants to have to wear turtlenecks and jaunty scarves for weeks on end.

36. BARKING INSTRUCTIONS
Don't shout encouragement like a coach with a megaphone. It's not a big turn-on.

37. TALKING DIRTY
It makes you sound like a lonely magazine editor calling a 1-900 line. If she likes nasty talk, she'll let you know.

38. NOT CARING WHETHER SHE COMES
You have to finish the job. Keep on trying until you get it right, and she might even do the same for you.

39. SQUASHING HER
Men generally weigh more than women, so if you lie on her a bit too heavily, she will turn blue.

40. THANKING HER
Never thank a woman for having sex with you. Your bedroom is not a soup kitchen.


Ha i laughed so much reading it. As crude and direct the statements are, they are quite true! i suppose the women would agree and maybe the men can learn from their mistakes, hopefully. hahas and its my way of apologising for the emo post before.

=))

XX.

i suppose the past 2 weeks was the most emotionally trying period for me. it was so bad i think i suffered a mild depression and it made it even worse because i didn't know who to turn to, or who i could tell because i thought i was such a freak and i was afraid the people around me will start judging me for the abnormality that i was.

i remembered crying everytime i thought about it and wondering what if the results were exactly what i imagined it to be, that i wasn't as normal or average as i'd like to be and out of the few hundred thousands in the world, i'd be the lucky one who was marked a half and half. i was afraid of being labeled "freak" and thought i might even appear on newspaper for being one of the rare few cases that lived. and i remembered praying so hard, that i'll give anything just to be average and normal like the rest. like why me?

then i was thinking why unlike other 19 year olds, i had so much shit happening in my life. i had to worry about my test results, and university and other matters. i almost felt as if i was too young to handle such issues and was even contemplating suicidal thoughts. i blamed my mum for what i am and i remembered arguing with my dad when he wanted to discuss what i wanted to do if the test results weren't what i hoped. yet, i managed to pull through and the test results were good.

thankfully. for now, everything seems to be going well and i hope it'll remain as that because it really really sucks when you wake up everyday with this heavy weight in your heart and then every night before you go to bed, that same feeling comes back again to haunt you in your dreams.

i suppose you won't understand whatever i've just written so don't bother asking cos i'm not comfortable answering.

as one chapter of our lives close, another soon begins.

so friday was graduation day and i think i shall just let the pictures do the talking. (okay, so 4 pictures don't tell that much but i'll upload more when i get them from the rest)

the turnout wasn't that great since not alot of people were willing to part with their twenty eight dollars and forty cents to rent the graduation suit. but we still made the best with the few that were there!
a little camwhoring, hanging out at mind cafe and dinner with the future nus gang after and that was how graduation day ended for me. a little pathetic though but oh well.

Wednesday, July 04, 2007

stefanie worrier tan.

that should be my middle name.

i've never felt so emotionally stressed in my entire life. i need to worry about this worry about that. so many bloody issues to think and worry about is really affecting my mental health. i hate waking up everyday with my mind filled with issues and my heart feels heavy as hell.

=((

i love my carefree days.

Monday, July 02, 2007

stickwitu.

my blog posts can be so boring and meaningless.
i don't even know why i bother to update when no one even cares.
or why people even bother reading when i just type boring details about my life.

nobody ever made me felt this way.

i'm really really broke.
i haven't felt so poor for my past nineteen years.
blame me for being too lazy to go down and collect my cheque.

but despite my being broke, i still went out and spent more money anyway.. so much about financial deficit.

anyways,
i finally got to meet darling tara last wednesday after so so long. i think its been 2 months since the last time we met? aww. really missed her. and to show her how much i missed her, we celebrated by eating alot. we had crystal jade for lunch then spageddies for dinner and to finish it off, it was dessert at canele patisserie chocolaterie where i had my absolutely sinful dark chocolate cake and tara had her strawberry cake and yr had her chocolate souffle for dinner.

then thurs was tanning at spring grove. and i think my face is becoming too tan and shaun thinks i look better fair. i think too tan makes me look like a malay laaa.

hmm and fri afternoon was watching my idol's movie - yuan yang aahas. the evening saw me at cine with char, yr and alvis. had hong kong cafe for dinner then it was random walking around town and i bought this top frm esprit which said "i love dancing" and knowing how spas i can get sometimes, i was doing the "point the finger" dance for yr and pai seh-ed myself when the salesman turned behind to look at me. sighh, the embarrassing moments i get myself into.

and sat night was soaking in the hot tub plus watching the mummy

oh crap vinnie's going to kill me. suppose to meet him for jogging at 5 but its 505 already. shit

and i hope that i will do no wrong.




Time is gonna take my mind
and carry it far away where I can fly
The depth of life will dim the temptation to live for you
If I were to be alone silence would rock my tears
'cause it's all about love and I know better
How life is a waving feather

So I put my arms around you around you
And I know that I'll be living soon

My eyes are on you they're on you
And you see that I can't stop shaking
No, I won't step back but I'll look down to hide from your eyes
'cause what I feel is so sweet and I'm scared that even my own breath
Oh could burst it if it were a bubble
And I'd better dream if I have to struggle

So I put my arms around you around you
And I hope that I will do no wrong
My eyes are on you they're on you
And I hope that you won't hurt me

I'm dancing in the room as if I was in the woods with you
No need for anything but music
Music's the reason why I know time still exists
Time still exists
Time still exists

So I put my arms around you around you
And I hope that I will do no wrong
My eyes are on you they're on you
And I hope that you won't hurt me
So I put my arms around you around you
And I hope that I will do no wrong
My eyes are on you they're on you
And I hope that you won't hurt me