awww geee. The last time i blogged was on sat, 13 sept. Nearly two weeks already. Like who0oa! thats fast. one more week. Just one more week and prelims will be over! yays! sigh.. really really wana do well. yet, it doesnt seem to be the case. Emaths is a goner. and to think i actually wanted an A1! its impossible. Laila's papers are killers. I did sooo many prelim papers and this of all papers, i had to get stuck. i mean, wtf. The paper's like prettay tough. Totally unlike the other schools prelims paper. i can say bye bye to my three months in jc. How sad! hmms. am still left with e and a maths paper 2 + biology. mr see oh mr see, he and his salivary ducts at the sides of his lips hahas "class, take 3 flesh sheetsss of papers!" hahas what the hell. His pronounciation is horrible. Oh yes, and not forgetting his english -- horrible! with some luck i might just be able to get a 30+ for lit. I ran out of time. argh. didnt fnish my prose. blame it on my lousy time management. I spent like slightly more than 1hr on Julius Caesar. Wrote a whole lot of crap - 3 1/2 pages. Yayas, im mad. okays! no talk bout my exams. really really wishing for it to be over
now! no more late nights, no more sleepless nights, no more stress. how i wish i can take my o's now. Not just take it but to take it and do it weell! ahhhh!!! stress!! okays im talking kinda wierdly now. cant really think straight. doubt anyone will understand what im writing anyways, kinda abstract. shall just end here. no point tryign to rmb whatever horrible things that happen. what's over is over. now, my goal is to trash andrew in war craft! win him! okays.. gotta get ready for battle tmr morning. adieu! =0)

10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:- Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your
feet...
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthetic.....why don't you try
again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people?
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:- Is the Seafood Dish good??
Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally
also spit in it.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you...
Stupid Question:- Oh my gosh ...you have grown so much!
Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:- No, he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just
the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa
marry or not. You thought I was sleeping....you dumb little moron.

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding......

9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle.... it was a piece of chalk and now it's in
flames!!!

1. Full name: Stefanie Tan blah blah
2. Nicknames: Uncountable
3. Eyes: Dark Brown
4. Height: 156 =(
5. Hair: a trilogy of brown black and red (sometimes golden)
6. Siblings: 1 spastic sista whose name goes like this.. Vanessa..
7. Do u like to sing in the shower? hmms nah..
8. Do u like to sing in the toilet? Im occupied with pooing already hahas
9. Birthday: 301087
10.Sign: Scorpi0
11. Address: address
12. Sex: woman
13.Righty or lefty: ambidexterous..hahas.. more of a righty though
14. What do you want in a relationship most? Fun
15. Have you ever cheated on someone: i did?!!! nah. cant rmb.
16. Marital status: alone
17. Do you have a car? am waiting for it
18. What kinda car do you have/want?: lexus
Your FAVORITE:
19. Movie: Pirates of the Caribbean for now
20. Song: where's the love -- black eyed pea ft. j timberlake
22. TV Show: charmed
23. Actor: Brad Pitt -swo0ns-
24. Actress: hmms not sure. Keira knightley?
25. Food: no preference at the moment
26. Number: none.
27. Cartoon: spongebob squarepants!
28. Disney Character: too many to name
29. Colour: Pink Pink Pink
LOVE LIFE ETC:
30. Do you plan on having children: YES.. ever since my close touch with infertility..
31. Do you want to get married: Yups
32. How old do u wanna be when you have your first child: that im not sure
33. How old do u wanna be when your married: not sure either
34. Would you have kids before marriage: doubt so
35. Do you have a b/f or g/f : waiting..
36. Do you have a crush: yas?
EITHER-OR (PICK WHICH ONE YOU PREFER)
37. Music/TV: TV
38. Guys/Girls: guys duh im not lezzie u know
39. Green/Blue: Blue
40. Pink/Purple: Pink!
41. Summer/Winter: summer
43. Night/Day: either or? cos at night its scary hahas
44. Hangin Out/Chillin: both
45. weird saying I have: fuck u bloody shitface ( one of my few wierd sayings)
46. wAt SchoL dO U Go to?: C-A-N-B-E-R-R-A not C-R-A-N-B-E-R-R-Y
47. have you ever taken drugz?: medicine
48. What's a major turn on for you?: sex? hahas not sure
49. How far would you go on a first date? i MIGHT just jump on the bed and hell ya! get laid! hahas
The PERSON you know who is:
Most Blonde: those golden tamarins who i see along the streets
The Best : T3?
Funniest: uncle john
Happiest: the people who revolve around my life?
Strangest: nah
Most Caring: too many
TAllEst: no one all so short. im the tallest! hahas
Smartest: B'nut
Best All Around Person: ME hahas *egotistical
which 5 people do you trust and are open with the m0st?: My parents, T2, nic.. i think..
52. what do you think of soul mates?: cool
53. is it right to flirt if you have a bf/gf?: shd be
54. what was the last thing you cried over or got teary about? cant rmb. seem to be suffering from severe short term memory. yikes..
55. what's something about guys/girls you don't get?: why they get all wierd sometimes
56. are you happy?: yups
57. Love or lust: Love
58. Silver or gold: Silver
59. Diamond or pearl: diamonds are a girl's best friend lalala
60. Sunset or sunrise: sunrise. cant really stay awake to wait for sunrise hahas
61. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping (to swim in the nude) : in my tub
62. Do you sleep with stuffed animals: yeahs
63. Do you have any piercings?: my ears!
64. What colour underpants are you wearing?: wait let me go check hahas oh its pink! got 1 cartoon doggie infront hahas
65. What song are you listening to right now?: crazy ppl shouting and swimming in the pool
66.the last four digits of your phone number?: 0426
67. Where would you want to go on your honeymoon?: Hawaii
68. Who do u want to spend the rest of your life with?: the people i love
69.wat's ur favorute sports?: softball
70. What makes you happy??: not sure. lotsa things make me happy. im easily contented.
71. What's the next cd/s you're gonna get/buy?: i choose piracy! burn burn burn
72. Do u wear contacts or glasses?: when im wearing this i dont wear the either
73. What's the best advice given to you? ppl give me lotsa advice but it just goes in one ear and comes out from the other. makes no diff.
74. Have you ever won any special awards?: define special
75. What are your future goals?: my prsent goal is to get into a good JC!
76. Worst sickness u ever had?: fever?
77. Do you like Funny or scary movies better?: i love both
78. On the phone or in person?: im okay with both
80. What song seems to reflect you the most?: no eye deer
81. If you die tmr who wud u leave everything u own to?: hahas ive nothin to leave behind anyways
82.Do u have any enemies?: julius the faggot.. smack his balls!
83. What is your greatest fear?: if no one loves me =(
84. Would you rather be rich or famous?: rich. if im rich im famous
85. What time is it in Albania now?: 1827 singapore time hhas
90. Have you ever been in love?: infatuation, yes. love, no
91. Have you met santa?: on TV
92. If E.T. knocked on your door holding up a peace sign asking to
use your phone?: sure sure. come in come in
93. when was the last time you talked to the person that you like:
last year
94. Do u have any pets?: yes. vanessa hahas
95. Are you an alcoholic?: nah

yays! true true.. my inner self and my real age fits! im gonna be 16 in like 2 months' time and my inner child is already 16 years old! hahas hmms havent been blogging for quite some time already. the last time i blogged was after watching Pirates of the carribean with T3. hahas the very same night, i went to watch Pirates again with my cousin John, Junior and my spastic sister. hahas was sooo tired i slept thru out the movie. =p i cant help it! hahas john was complaining and complaining.. going on and on about me wasting him money.. blah.. hahas i was rather sorry but .. nvm .. its not my fault anyways, i think. I didnt really enjoy this year's september holidays. considering my whole holiday revolved around studying. bleh. spent my 5 entire weekdays in school to study. Figured out it would be much productive to study together as T3, without the boys. The boys talk tooo much. could hardly concentrate yest. Yikes.. and im not really prepared for Amaths yet. im screwed. cant believe Mrs Phang actually told andrew she thinks 1/2 the class is capable of getting an A1. alright.. she said T3 was capable of getting an A1. erms.. okays.. lets just hope her crystal ball really works. okays. so i totally summarised my entire week. but time is not on my side. Am aiming to clear the entire unit of waves, electricity and magnetism by today. so.. gotta rush. yups and serene is gonna recommend to her friends my webbay.
shes rather amused by my webbay i supposed.. hahas she thinks its cool.. like its some kind of online diary hahas my webbay IS an online diary! hahas nvms, she doesnt know. the poor girl spends most of her time mugging the books. compared to me.. im still slacking which shdnt be the case considering prelims is starting really really soon. Yokays. really gotta start mugging. okays. shall try to update again as soon as possible..

My inner child is sixteen years old!

Life's not fair! It's never been fair, but while
adults might just accept that, I know
something's gotta change. And it's gonna
change, just as soon as I become an adult and
get some power of my own.


How Old is Your Inner Child?
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Loadin' cannons, mate!
went to watch Pirates of the Carribbean just now.
Turns out Pirates is much better than LXG. Thumbs up!
I absolutle absolutely love it. oh my gawd!
Johnny Depp was like sooo funny unlike his other shows. Like,
From hell. that show was like totally sucky. And sigh... i still love
orlando bloom as the little clean blond elf in Lord of the Rings.
Am really looking fwd to the end of this year for LOTR- Return
of the King. Yum yum hahas. And keira knightley is so prrettay.
Prrr! hahas she was damn spunky. and lets not forget pretty
really pretty. Anyways, to keep an update on whats happening in the
real world, our class is gonna have our very
own T-shirt! Yays! Humayrah is drawing our comic faces.
her drawings sorta remind me of those happy house girls. hahas
and she drew me like i was some shy girl with both my hands covering
my chest all the way till my bottom. hahas she said its to
cover up my cleavage. hahas its not like i got huge nuts or something.
T3 decided to give nicknames to the shirt instead of just
simply printing our names on it. so last night, we wasted an entire
hour which we could spend on sleeping to think of names for
our class. wah. we like totally drained ourselves thinking of nice names
to call our classmates hahas shall put the whole list of nicknames when
i get it. Mine is "the princess" yeah yeah sounds egotistical. but its more
for -- snobbish, spunky and a bully -- hahas ya.. of some sort. hahas
i think. ohyas, about that bloody ass of a faggot Julius, he thinks
a girl like me can do nothing to him and he can settle it himself.
hahas he's wrong. cos i got lotsa backup. which i think is kinda lame now.
having so many ppl come and bully one small fry hahas would
seem kinda unfair to Julius. think that squirrel will just run away
crying hahas. hmms. shall confirm how many ppl are coming to
see ugly Julius cry haahs. i sooo wana take revenge. that proud ass thinks
im at his mercy, weelll, he's WRONG! hahas big mistake. he is so mistaken
to ever think that he can handle me alone. he's talking about Stefanie here.
Not just any old stef, but the princess! ha! smack ya dangly balls
julius, ya screwed!~~

u monophilliac, no girls like u and u might juz end up as a paedophile. u sick girl crazy freak. u think u very handsome izzit huh! well.. you are wrong. u cant spell fer nuts.

u suck in both eng and chinese. and ur translations are totally inaccurate. dun act clever and come up with all the bullshitty songs on ur own. stop dissing ACSI, speak fer urself, u are no where near their standards.

tok abt looks, u have none. tok about cash u have zero and tok about brains, yours are certainly none-existent. bloody coward, eat your balls.. if u hav any. dun try if they're small. coz u might jus end up choking on ur dangly bits.

u freak of nature, an embarrassment to the human race. and yeh we -bastards and bitches- will jolly well have a good dae, that is if u die horribly and get laid by a dozen cows. at least we're bastards and bitches, what the hell are u, a piece of stale cow poo. TRY TO ACT BIG HUH!~ i'll smack ur balls left and right and make sure u scream blue murder. say goodbye to fathers dae honey and helloo! to children's dae. u small fry with lack of testosterone. in case u dunno, that is male hormones. faggot. u.

stop ranting and raving about KC girls coz u will NEVER get a girl on ur own. those girls that show interest in u are utterly, completely and definitely BLIND or might hav suffered a tragic accident that made them scarrred fer life.

good luck in ur future endeavours with ur tenth-degree burnt girl. until then, i'm looking forward till u split ur sorry ass and splatter ur guts across the road. hope u tear ur sphincter muscle and choke on ur foul fart.

if u look into a real mirror, i hope u die frm shock when u look at ur monstrous and groteque fagotty face. u mean u call that a face?!

well till then. _|_ shithead


hahas the last time i blogged was like on sat? hahas am really slacking.
and its not like im studying/ mugging alot cos im not. im seriously
seriously slowing down. this is not a good time to slack. but ah well,
cant resist being laZy. and ohyas incase u guys didnt know, the "letter"
in bold is for faggot Julius Chua. Our very own Julius Caesar, only
this JC dies in Act 1, scene 1, Line 1 hahas. A hindrance to society that is
what Julius aka faggot chua is. totally hate him. detest him. assbag.
it all happened on sunday when he mentioned me in his livejournal
which totally totally pissed me off. He pictured me to be some bloody coward.
wtf. shant bother to eXplain what he said about me.
Anyways, i tried screwing him upside down by scolding him on MSN.
bloody coward had no balls, blocked me after i scolded him 4 less
than 5 sentences. wtf. he even deleted his entry. am seriously pissed.
he actually wrote somemore indirect stuff about me. which, was the last
straw. today, T3 went to Nic's house to get the warcraft and frozen throne cd.
Yoo hoo! Like finally i can get to play! Yays!
Nic left his house, leaving us with his parents and mr lims
oh so cute daughter Zoey! hahas took this super good
opportunity to place a comment in Julius journal.
The 3 of us came up with alot of shit. we were laughing
our asses off when we were thinking of what to say.
of course all the stuff we thought of were really crude and mean.
decided not to make Julius cry so our comment was rather mellow.
really cant wait for his reply. but knowing Julius, a big
balless coward such as he will never reply but only timidly
delete our comment. ah fuck, lousy loser. Yups darren did some retarded
stuff to me today during chem practical. Like spraying water on me
and yada yada blah blah. okays. shall just end here 1st.
Need 2 go d/l my warcraft. ha ha.
Ohs and in case you guys wanna check up on the loser's
webbay, click here --> Julius the coward