hur hur. i got a joke!

There was this woman who had long, bushy armpit hair. so one day, she decided to go to the pub. She raised her armpits up and shouted, "can someone buy me a drink?" so this drunk man pays the bartender and says, "give that ballerina a drink."

After the woman finished her drink, she raised her armpits up and shouted again,"someone, buy me a drink!" Again, the drunk man pays the bartender and asks him to give the drink to the ballerina.

The bartender was very puzzled. So he asked the drunk man, "why do u keep calling her a ballerina?"

The drunk man replies, "Only a ballerina can stretch her legs like that."

hohoho. funny.