what i do on the sales floor.

me: eh rayvathi! linda just told me aishah's a bitch. is it true?!

ray: not really. linda's more the bitch and aishah's more the bimbo.

me: same difference la, bitch and bimbo.

ray: not. the. same. bimbo is being plastic & bitch is just being mean and gossipy.

me: ahh, i see. not like me right? so nice and innocent..

ray: stef, you might not be a bitch or bimbo but you're definitely a flirt.

me: AM NOT!

ray: are u sure? i see u flirting with guys all the time

me: being friendly doesn't mean im a flirt k