Friday, November 21, 2003

hahas. No Zoo Part II. I forgot lots of what happened alreaday. To read a super summarised version, go check out em's blog
ya? Cant really remember. Anyways got new exciting stuff to talk about! Yesterday was a super duper long day. Left early in the moring around 10+ to meet kel at yishun. Aroon msged me around 1040 telling me he was at orchard already! Whoa! He's like damnn early. Aroon always thinks orchard from his place is like really far. Hahas aroon lives in yio chu kang and he complains it's far! What the hell! I shd be the 1 complaining! I live in Yishun! Anyways while on the train, sam called me. Told me he was at somerset station already. So got kel to call Aroon to tell him to meet sam. Hahas. Called sam.

Me: Hellos?
Sam: Ya?
Me: Ehs do u see a big fat black guy?
Sam: Ya..
Me: What is he wearing?
Sam: A red shirt?
Me: Okays! Thats him! Walk towards him!
Sam: Okay..
Me: Yups! Bye!

We hung up. Kel was still on the phone with Aroon. There was no one walking towards him. Kel was like asking him the same thing over and over again, do u see someone walking towards u? Aroon was like no, i dont. The confusion went on for quite sometime till i called sam again. It happens that sam didnt wanna go say hi to aroon cos aroon was on the phone. Forced sam to go over and say hi. Hahas kel was asking him whether he saw sam walking towards him. Aroon was like ya? hahas and kel was like say hi! Faster say hi only aft aroon said hi then we hung up. hahas wth. Reached somerset station. Me and kel were v mean. Made fun of aroon the whole time. Went to cine and got the tix for Matrix revolutions at 125. Then went to Centrepoint
Foodstreet to go look for brunch. Had a hard time choosing. Kel didnt want pizza hut. I didnt want Prima taste. Ended up eating deli potatoe at delifrance. They had some shet ass soup. ONION soup! Eech ack eew puke. So groosss. Gave it to aroon instead hahas. After eating, andrew called. wanted us to go and re-queue to get tickets for his two other small friends. Went back to cine. The queue was like damn long. Told andrew the tix was sold out even though erm -cough-. Went to Heerens after that to shop. Saw a couple of nice stuff which i wanted to buy. Kel and i were like searching high and low for nice earrings so we could buy matching ones! couldnt find any. By that time it was already 1315. Ended up rushing down to meet sam and aroon. Sam got a Blink 182 cd which costs $17.95! while i got nothing! Couldnt rmb who called andrew. But andrew told that someone they were reaching cine. Wtf. We ended up reaching cine earlier than them. Thanks to vinnie. Always think got alot of time. Watched Matrix Revolutions! was superb! Aft that, went back to Heerens. Did a super fast stroll of the place cos T2 was complaining about how boring Heerens was. Left Heerens and went to Paragon. Did nothing except ate icecream. Got 3 flavours. Chocolate ecstasy, Caffe Royale and spotty dog haha! Shared with kel and em. Didnt really like caffe royale. Aft that, mum called and nagged. wanted me to go home and cook rice. wtf. decided to go back home since there was nth to do. Walked towards the mrt link towards CK Tang. While walking, saw this old man trying to make a perfect aim of his rubbish into the bin. what the hell. was like telling vincent eh eh this might be gotcha. So told him to pretend we didnt see anything. Then later tthis asswipe bumped into me without saying sorry. i was like asshole! Then before going down the escalator, this guy, wearing this grey stussy shirt, who had frog eyes, with no front teeth and beared a sparkling resemblance to paul. Stopped vinnie and asked vinnie why vinnie stared at him. wtf. Knowing how blur vinnie is, he will nv stare at anyone. He wont bother to. Tried not to bother about that blockhead and went down. Who knows that faggot followed us down and called sam and vincent to follow him. They were talking at the side of the escalator. About the staring thing while me em and kel were standing at one side. Pretending not to look. Then they suddenly moved and we tagged along. That stussy pussy brought them to some deserted stairs near OCBC bank. So the three of us just stood at one side. But who the fuck knows he brought them upstairs to talk. Saw two of his other friends. Thought they were going to bash vinnie and sam up. Hahas instead they came up to us and what was happening! WTF! Hes your friend and u dont know whats happening?!! Screw u guys man! Then when we wanted them to go and talk to stussy pussy they said they couldnt do anything! WTF! All they asked us to do was to wait downstairs. Em wanted to go up but kel refused, asked us to listen to them. Then sam came running down asking us who has the lousiest handphone. Asked us to give the guy one of our handphones cos the guy's threatening to whack them up if they dont give two handphones and vinnie already gave them his. WTF. We went up with sam and tried to negotiate. Stupid guy cant even talk properly. Asked him why he wants their handphone then he said something about his fist wanting to talk for him.. blahs. Fuck. Pulled kel down and called the police. WTF. they needed 15 mins at least to get down. By that time stussy pussy would have gone. Tried calling nic TWICE but he didnt pick up his phone. Was totally helpless. Kel went upstairs to see what was happening. They didnt come down aft a long time. It appears that the guy went away to answer his phone and took the opportunity to run away. WTF!! we were fooled. Was bloody pissed off. Hurled lotsa vulgarities and alot of what if's and we should have's. But blah, the guy was gone. He tricked us. we actually allowed someone dumber than us to trick us! wHat a fucking insult! Waited for about 10 mins before the so called efficient police force arrived. Asked us what happened and took down our statements our identities and blah. Had to wait for like 45 mins to see whther we can catch the guy which was highly impossible. Alot of assholes were looking at us like we did something wrong. Fuck off! These assholes can suck their nuts! When we were all helpless nobody bothered looking at the staircase but once they saw those blue uniforms, lots of faces turned to see what happened. Classic singaporeans. Busybodies when it comes to police and handicapped when u ask them for help. wtf. so much for total defence. Sat there for so long. Had nothing to do. Wanted sam kel and em to pretend to shake our heads like we were on drugs but they didnt want. So i ended up smiling at pple who were lookin at us. Hahahas the funniest was this guy in red. He turned to look quite a num of times. Caught my eye quite a number of times hahas decided to smile at him. He got a shock. And he wanted to turn back to look again but he couldnt see a thing already. Aft waiting for like so long, the policeman asked us to go all the way to tanglin police headquarters to give our statements. wtf. sam thought we were going to sit the police car but NOOO! we had to go there by ourselves. The crime was at 540 and it was already 7? Went to the police headquarters. Had to pass thru the security counter. Weere talking a whole load of crap. Sam had problem taking everything out from his pockets hahas he had soo much stuff inside! Exspecially all his 10 cent coins. Hahas threw my small purple bag into the basket hahas the policeman thought it was a basketball. yA right! im sure. aske me what was inside! Told him makeup? He was like erm alright, i trust u. Kel went thru that metal security thing. And metal was found around her feet. Hhahas kel told them it was her zip and we started laughing. Was being lame so told kel openly. Luckily we nv wear metal bra! That stupid officer who thought my bag was a bball rolled his eyes and placed his index fingers at the side of his head like some martian. Waited for like 10 min sto get the pass to see that inspector. Vinnie went in to make his statement took a bloody hour. waited till like 840 for him to come out. Was bloody bored while waiting. Wanted to watch tv but one of teh police officers said its not like to any channels. Its all about crime prevention so if i wanna watch tv, i'll be watching crime prevention over and over again. Forget it! Im not going to allow myself to go thru such torture. Vinnie came out and sam went in. Had nth to do. So let em amuse herself by putting makeup for me. Spent a whole 30 mins doing that and sam came out. We finally could leave. So went to novena square and reached at 940. Was at united square b4 that but everything was closed so went to novena sq's food junction. Kel and i went to the toilet 1st so by the time we came back, sam vinnie and em got their food. Kel and i rushed to buy our food cos everything was like closing. Ate rice + vegetables. The drinks stall was closed. so bought a large coke from bk. Saw jeff wang and jamie yeo there. Walked back to meet em kel and vinnie. Couldnt drink finish so forced sam to bring the coke back and sip on it on his way back. So we went our seperate ways and went home. Was a long unlucky day. Shall just end here. Typed too much. To update for today, kel came to my house swimming today and we talked about stussy pussy and watched My Fair Princess. Yups. Thats about it.

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